This morning after breakfast I was resting with my head pillowed on Spidey, looking so sweet & innocent; you'd never think I was responsible for...
THIS!!!!!!!
In a fit of whapping I had decapitated & de-armed my rubber squealing yellow monkey with the rudely smirking face! Mom was concerned that perhaps I had eaten his head & arm; but noting that I hadn't vomited and/or pooed out any strange object lately, thought perhaps his missing parts were still in the yard somewhere. She forgot about it in the first warm, sunny day we had in ages & was out picking the first strawberries of the season when she saw this peeping from the strawberry patch:
On further investigation, she found his poor arm laying
forlornly on the grass in the upper yard:
Me & Monkey in happier (for me, anyway!) times - note he is face down, hiding his silly, smirking face in fear.... probably sensed what was coming!
THIS!!!!!!!
In a fit of whapping I had decapitated & de-armed my rubber squealing yellow monkey with the rudely smirking face! Mom was concerned that perhaps I had eaten his head & arm; but noting that I hadn't vomited and/or pooed out any strange object lately, thought perhaps his missing parts were still in the yard somewhere. She forgot about it in the first warm, sunny day we had in ages & was out picking the first strawberries of the season when she saw this peeping from the strawberry patch:
On further investigation, she found his poor arm layingforlornly on the grass in the upper yard:
Me & Monkey in happier (for me, anyway!) times - note he is face down, hiding his silly, smirking face in fear.... probably sensed what was coming!
1 comment:
you look very innocent in the first picture. you are sleeping and I can't see any planning to kill Monkey later. Even with the pictures showing poor dismembered Monkey, I can't believe that sweet Lucy did that. Somebody else jump the wall and is trying to put the blame in Lucy... and I'm sticking with that... :)
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