Being an educated dog, I like to keep up on the news so I insist that mom take me out so I can read and answer my peemail on a regular basis. Here I am at the beginning of tonight's walk:
Sitting nicely on the front porch
Off we go! 
Ah... the fire hydrant - the New York Times of the peemail world! Note the discolored portion at the bottom where myriads of peemail have been left over the years: 
Telephone poles are good too, but more of a gossipy nature I have
found. Here I am reading it thoroughly so as not to miss anything juicy:
I then decide it's the perfect spot to leave a peemail for my boyfriend, Wiggle The Dog. Note that I pee a step away so as not to obligerate other dogs' peemail. This is the polite thing to do.
Here is the telephone pole on 34th Ave West where I left my message for Wiggle: 
After our walk it was still nice out so I got to play some more in the back yard with my ball! 
All that peemail-leaving left me thirsty so I'm rehydrating for my next set of messages 
I got grass bits on my face!
Telephone poles are good too, but more of a gossipy nature I havefound. Here I am reading it thoroughly so as not to miss anything juicy:
I then decide it's the perfect spot to leave a peemail for my boyfriend, Wiggle The Dog. Note that I pee a step away so as not to obligerate other dogs' peemail. This is the polite thing to do.Here is the telephone pole on 34th Ave West where I left my message for Wiggle: After our walk it was still nice out so I got to play some more in the back yard with my ball! All that peemail-leaving left me thirsty so I'm rehydrating for my next set of messages I got grass bits on my face!
1 comment:
no wonder the mailman don't deliver those pee-mails... to hard to lift them from those places.
You are such a smart doggy, grass bits or not.
(that's a very long tongue)
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